Even after so many years of reviewing toys online, I get excited when a new bad boy enters the market. I’m a curious kitty, so I was fixated when I saw something different than any toy I’ve used before. The Snail Vibe, thus, got my attention immediately. I’ve never seen any toy that remotely resembles the design of the Snail vibrator. I’ll admit it, even after pondering on the design for over an hour, I had NO idea how to use it!
Well, what is this Snail Sex toy, you may ask?
So, it looks exactly as you would imagine from its name (minus the slimy part). The shape was oddly intriguing, with two bobby heads attached to a bent rod-like structure(?)
At first, I wasn’t sure how to work this thing inside my body, but it came with an instruction manual, and there were a bunch of videos online explaining the usage.
I spent more than a “few” minutes trying to decipher this cryptic sex toy. How on earth do you extract an orgasm out of THIS? But once I calmed my tits and stopped being so stubborn, I opened the instruction manual and read it. Now, it seemed like the most beautiful and intricately designed sex toy ever made.
The deal-breaking feature of the Snail is the ball that rests against your clitoris. With the unique designs, the vibrating head STAYS where you want it. This toy can be compared to a rabbit vibe, where you simultaneously get internal and external stimulation. But if you’ve used a rabbit vibe, you’d know that the clitoral stimulator rarely stays in its place. If you increase your pounding speed, the “bunny ears” only tap on the clit instead of being in contact with it.
Furthermore, the ears are often too targetted to one spot, so when I understood the design of the Snail sex toy, I was excited to see if the larger surface area of the ball would give a different kind of sensation.
Trust me, it does.
So, what do the vibrations feel like?
My favorite toy for clitoral stimulation is the Hitachi Magic Wand. Its rumbly vibrations just can’t beat any toy on the market. So I was pleasantly surprised to find the Snail boasts a similar power. Now add that with the insertion capability of a good dildo, and boy, you get a marvel.
What I love about the Snail Vibe is that it’s an all-in-one compact toy. I’m anything but ambidextrous (—can’t use both hands well). Sure, I have two hands, but trying to fuck myself with a dildo and stimulate my clit with the wand is way too cumbersome! With the new snail vibrator, all those things are in the past. You get the best of both worlds.
After charging the snail vibe for 2 hours, the toy is ready for use. In all my years of using sex toys, I’ve never used a toy that performed this flawlessly on the first attempt. Even with my incessant thrusting, the ball for clitoral stimulation stuck onto my vulva just above the clit and provided some effin excellent vibrations. Since the surface is quite large, it covered most of my labia and churned my clit like nothing before.
For those with a sensitive clit, try wrapping a cloth over the ball, as even the lowest setting on this portion of the vibrator is relatively strong. I found that starting off in my panties with the lowest setting on that ball and moving up to the third worked best for me.
Specs of The Snail
Pros and Cons of The Snail
No toy is perfect, but this snail vibe hits pretty close.
The most crucial feature I loved about the snail vibrator is the dual stimulation for blended orgasms. It made me squirt a few times.
As a con, I’d say the insertable portion is pretty rigid. I would prefer something that curves to hit my G-Spot better and for more effortless movement.
Cleaning the toy is also very easy. Just dip it in some soft soapy water and rinse it clean. I recommend blow-drying this toy when you’ve finished cleaning it instead of leaving it to dry. There are some tricky corners where bacteria can house themselves if not cleaned well.
The Bottom Line
As you can reasonably make out, the snail vibrator has quickly become my favorite toy. I love the fact that I can get myself off quickly with it if I choose or take the time to edge myself for a more extended session. It works beautifully for me in both regards and has secured its place on my nightstand.
So yes, I would recommend the snail sex toy to you. Let me know how it worked out for you.